Most runners have it made. You know, those people who just lace up their shoes and hit the pavement like it’s nothing. They make it look so effortless, so freeing, so… enviable. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here struggling to even think about running without feeling like we’re about to collapse into a puddle of sweat and regret. But hey, who needs oxygen, right?
And don’t even get me started on the whole “twin flame” nonsense. Oh, you know, the idea that there’s this perfect, cosmic match out there for you, and when you find them, it’s like the universe just hands you a trophy and says, “Congrats, you’ve won at love!” But let’s be real—what if your “twin flame” is just some person who’s way too into the idea of having a twin flame? Like, they’re so busy being all mystical and “we’re meant to be” that they forget how to, I don’t know, actually care about you as a person?
And then there’s the part where everyone’s always talking about “working on yourself” to “deserve” love. Oh, please. Like, if I have to “fix” myself one more time to be worthy of someone’s affection, I’m gonna lose it. Newsflash: love isn’t something you earn by being perfect. It’s messy, and it’s flawed, and it’s human. But no, the twin flame crowd is over here like, “Oh, you’re not with your soulmate yet? Must be because you haven’t meditated enough or something.”
And don’t even get me started on the whole “separation is an illusion” thing. Oh, sure, because being apart from someone you love is just a fun little test from the universe to see how much you really care. It’s not, like, actually painful or anything. It’s all just part of the journey, right? Right. And if you’re suffering, well, that’s just because you’re not “letting go” enough. Letting go of what, exactly? The idea that love should actually feel good sometimes?
And then there’s the spiritual gurus who make a living off this stuff. “Follow me for twin flame guidance!” Sure, buddy, as long as I’m willing to shell out $50 for your e-book or $200 for your webinar. Because nothing says “enlightenment” like charging people money to tell them they’re not good enough yet. But hey, at least you’re making bank off people’s misery, right?
Look, I’m not here to rain on anyone’s parade. If you’re into the twin flame thing and it makes you happy, go for it. But for me? I’m good. I’ll stick to relationships that don’t feel like some kind of cosmic punishment for past sins. And if that means I’m not “meant” to be with my twin flame, well, I’m okay with that. I’ll take messy, imperfect, real love over some idealized, spiritually superior fantasy any day.
So, what’s your take on it? Are twin flames the ultimate love story, or are they just a bunch of overhyped nonsense? Let’s hear it!
